{"id":1459,"date":"2017-01-27T20:13:32","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T20:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dimmerlightstudios.com\/blog\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2017-01-27T20:48:12","modified_gmt":"2017-01-27T20:48:12","slug":"mac-book-pro-bench-it-makes-for-nice-furniture-and-a-nice-brick-a-story-with-a-mac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dimmerlightstudios.com\/blog\/mac-book-pro-bench-it-makes-for-nice-furniture-and-a-nice-brick-a-story-with-a-mac\/","title":{"rendered":"Mac Book Pro Bench – it makes for nice furniture, and a nice brick. A story with a Mac"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So there is this story where I drove with my Mac Pro on the back seat of my tiny blue Hyundai Accent from Florida to San Francisco. Somewhere in West Texas I started seeing very few cars and many animals on the road. I had stayed at a hotel in a tiny Texas town called Junction the previous night and there were groups of people there with giant SUVs gathered to hunt boar in the hills.<\/p>\n

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So there I was trying to make it to the next town with this giant torpedo on the back seat of my car and I remember driving and thinking what would happen if I hit a deer or a boar this Mac is gonna flatten me through the window and shoot me out there towards the hills somewhere. Somewhere between San Antonio and El Paso I saw a giant pile of animal on the road.<\/p>\n

Turned out it wasn’t a pile of animals it was a single giant torso in the middle of the highway sliced right down the middle by a passing vehicle. So here I was passing through the valley of a dead animal thinking this could be the end of me. At the next rest area i got out and moved my Mac\u00a0from the back seat to the passenger seat next to me and we continued the two of us\u00a0like that together. It is a pretty good companion for a brick and I highly recommend it for long journeys.<\/p>\n

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I sold the Macey ( below ) and to be honest don’t miss it as it was at least 40 pounds with all the intestines. It was beautiful in its own way. I’d wager though no Mac Pro has ever been stolen I bet they regretted even thinking it once they grabbed the very holdable looking handles.<\/div>\n
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